|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:19:05 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverstar:
Sappaw: I'm being served tea by a group of handsome young mice. I think they like me, but its hard drinking out of their tea-cups...
Riggatkit: Help!
Treekit: Um, yeah. Go Mice!!
MK: We shall spare all you filthy little cats. But we shall enslave you, and you shall build new technology for us.
Riggatkit: Nooo!!!!!
((Now you really are Silverstar.. ;D))
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:19:56 GMT -5
Silverstar to Riggatkit:
Silverstar & Soulpaw: Nooooooo!!!
Silverstar: (transforms back into a kit) No!
Soulpaw: Silverstar...kit? Silverkit, do you have time-travel powers?
Silverkit: What's Time Travel? (feels clueless)
MK: Come slaves!
Mouse Deputy: (jumps on Silverkit's back and rides her like a human would ride a horse)
Silverkit: Hey! You're heavy!
Soulpaw: Torture! (looks around) Wait, where's Bravepaw?
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:20:31 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverstar:
Riggatkit: I...know...no..Bravepaw...what..a...silly...name..
Treekit: Whatsa matter with him?
Sappaw: No clue.
MK: We have brain-washed him, oh wonderful fortune-telling-great-kitty!
Sappaw:?
Treekit: They like my fortune-telling powers, after I said they were going to win, and it proved true, they decided not to capture and enslave me like the rest of you.
Riggatkit: I...serve..mice...for...the...rest...of..my...life...
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:21:11 GMT -5
Silverstar to Riggatkit:
Soulpaw: Pooor Riggatkit!
Mouse: Riggatkit? Forget about Riggatkit! You are our slave now!
Silverkit: I'm too young to die...
Other Mouse: Silverkit, you are NOT going to die! You will just be imprissoned by us!
Silverkit: Say, how do you know my name?
Soulpaw: Wait, (to Sappaw) it seems Silverkit didn't get brainwashed!
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:22:09 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverkit:
Riggatkit: I..shall......not...be....forgotten....after...I....die...
MK: YOUR NOT GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riggatkit:Oh....good.....I...am...too.......young....to...die....
Sappaw: Didn't someone just say that?
SK: Hah, mouse king! Welcome to our domains! We will buy those slaves off o you!
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:22:35 GMT -5
Silverkit to Riggatkit:
Soulpaw: (to SK)Who are you? the Slave King or something like that?
Morning Rose: This is getting weirder and weirder minute by minute...
Silverkit: (begins to cry) I don't wanna die!
Mouse: For crying out loud you silly cats!!!! YOU. ARE. NOT. GOING. TO. DIE!!!
Silverkit: (whimpers)
Soulpaw: Wait... those slaves.... (pauses) BRAVEPAW!?!?!!?
Bravepaw: Hi Soulpaw...
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:23:31 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverkit:SK: Slave King? Nice one! I'm that to! Well, look at my tail!! *waves funny looking hairless tail in Soulpaw's face* I'm a squirrel of course! But thats not all my name, SK, stands for! For a complete list, please see the Squirrelanary Edition 10, 1998, (c) Cat Inc. $10.00 U.S. $15.50 Canada, etc. etc. You may call me SK, Squirrel King, Sadistic Killer, or Slave Killer. I'm evil, you see. Riggatkit: I'm..NOT...going...to...die...?... SK: No MK: No. Treekit: Hey! You don't know me, I DON"T eat bugs!! Ewww!!! Sappaw: Poor, poor Treekit.. while the rest of us are being taken captive my prey, she is getting pampered by a horde of devoted mouse servants. Treekit: I didn't ask to be able to tell the future.
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:23:58 GMT -5
Silverkit to Riggatkit:
Soulpaw: Sheesh. This is too weird!
Bravepaw: Too weird? THATS an understatement!!!
Silverkit: (stops crying and gets an idea) Hm... (goes off without being noticed)
( 15 seconds later)
(There is a loud trumpet sound, and 3 oddly large chipmunks enter)
Chipmunk 1: Creatures!
Chipmunk 2n: Our queen is coming!
Chipmunk 3: Make way for the queen!
(Silverkit enters, dressed as a chipmunk, and is wearing a crown.)
Silverkit/Chipmunk Queen: My fellow friends, I, the Chipmunk Queen, am delighted to see you. Come, let us feast at where the Tribe Cats who are our slaves now call 'Four Trees!'
Soulpaw: o.0
(a few seconds later)
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:24:41 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverkit:
SK: Well, I'm also called Sweet Kool. I'm a magician! *waves wand and a feast appears, consisting of lettuce and acorns fixed in billions of different ways*
*rabbit enters*
RK: Hello, chomp. Lettuce steal their food!
SK: Ha ha. Go way!
RK: No, I think not, for lettuce show you the AntiSquiggele 2008! Our latey invention!
SK: Agh, stop the lettuce jokes! and no squirrel get rid ofs please!
RK: Lettuce stop it? I think that I shant lettuce stop! Bring out the AntiSquiggle!!
*rabbit enters carrying a blow-pipe and dart. Another rabbit wearing a dark mask and long robe enters, and solemnly takes the blowpipe and aims it at the SK.*
SK: Help! Attack, brave squirrels!
*howling squirrels leap out of the trees*
RK: This is IT! We declare war!! Back to the warren, we shall finish this later!!
*blank stares from Sappaw, Riggatkit, and Treekit*
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:25:06 GMT -5
Silverkit to Riggatkit:
*Blank stares from Silverkit/Chipmunk queen, Soulpaw, & Bravepaw*
Soulpaw: Mouse King and Squirrel King! What about us?
Silverkit/Chipmunk Queen: What about my feast?!
Bravepaw: What about every-beasts' Sanity??!
Soulpaw: ??
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:26:29 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverkit:
(You like my horrible lettuce jokes? Because the rabbits are going to lettuce make some more!)
RK: Lettuce retreat!
RM: Aye! Lettuce retreat! All rabbit folks! Retreat, lettuce go back to the burrow!
RK: Warren, lettuce go back to the WARREN!
RM: Oh yeah, Lettuce go back to the warren, all yea rabbit-folk!
RF: Aye, lettuce!
Riggatkit: Why do they keep saying 'let us'?
Treekit: Poor little rabbits...
Riggatkit: Why?
Treekit: Nobody likes their jokes..
Sappaw: That is because they are NOT funny.
Treekit: I think they are!
((RK: Rabbit King
RM: Rabbit Minion
RF: Rabbit Folk))
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:28:17 GMT -5
Silverkit to Riggatkit:
Bravepaw: You do Treekit? (pause) Good, 'cause I like them too.
Soulpaw: (stands between RK, SK, MK & RM) AHEM! What about US!!?
Silverkit/Chipmunk Queen: (walks over) And what about my feast?!
SM(squirrel minion): Hey! You're not the Chipmunk Queen!
Silverkit/Chipmunk Queen: But I am!
SM: Riiiight. And I'm an Oompa-Loompa from Willy Wonka!
Silverkit/Chipmunk Queen: Yeah, I thought you looked a little bit like the Oompa-Loompas.
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:29:30 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverkit:RK: Lettuce stay away from talking about you, in fact, lettuce just ignore you! Sappaw: AGHHH!!!!!! RMF: Oompa-Loompas? RM: Way above your fuzzy little head. RMF: Rm: *smiles* Treekit: Good, I think the little bunny-wunnys are so cute! RK: Ah, she is talking about us in a secret code, with rhyming words starting with ws! Lettuce crack this evil code!! SK: Goodbye, we are going to prepare for war. Mice, you set up the fort for the rabbits to use, we will be the invaders this time! RK: No, lettuce be the invaders!! They can go in trees, it isn't fair! And they were the invaders last time! MK: Rabbits are the invaders. RF: Yay!! SF: Noo!!!
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:30:17 GMT -5
Silverkit to Riggatkit:
VK(Vole king): I will join forces with the Rabbit King!
FK(Fish King): And I will join forces with the Squirrel King! Glug glug glug!
BK(Bird King): And I will join forces witht eh Mouse King!
VK: (To Silverkit) Chipmunk Queen, what about you?
Silverkit/Chipmunk Queen): Um.... I'll think about that one... (backs off)
Bravepaw: Whats a bunny-wunny?
Soulpaw: ( goes between all of the royal mice, voles, squirrels, and birds, then screams) BUT WHAT ABOUT US?!?!!?!?!?!
(Silence)
|
|
|
Post by RiggatPAW on Aug 18, 2008 8:31:14 GMT -5
Riggatkit to Silverkit:
RK: You can prepare a feast! Lettuce go now!!
*RF go away*
Treekit: A bunny-wunny is an oogly-woogly little-wittle baby-waby bunnywunny!
Everyone else: Ahhh!!!
Riggatkit: I....am....willing....and....ready....to....serve....you...
|
|